Ever seen a cat have an existential crisis?

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When I was your age, Sesame Street taught us about the importance of maintaining a private militia.

The only way to fight extinction.

Yes. This is how I behave AFTER losing both my legs. It’s called being an American.

This dickwad stole my girlfriend.

Some people ask me, “How do you sleep at night?” Like a goddamn patriot, that’s how.

Guns: They’re not just for post apocalyptic waste lands anymore (but they’re still also for that).

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Gordon Ramsay is a pussy.

GOD BLESS AMERICA